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I visited Kevin Apgar's blog last night because I was intrigued by his contest promoting Paul Davidson's shiny new book. (I've obviously been missing in action on the internets lately, but my Goth skating escapade with JSto has brought me out of my stupor and spanked my ass into paying more attention to what's going on in the online world again.... who needs 'real life' anyway??)

What was I saying?

Oh yeah, so I visited Kevin's blog. Reading down the page a little, I came across a pretty cool meme thingy. I was bored (um, I mean, procrastinating) and I have a metric ton of music, so I decided to try it. It turned out to be kinda fun. I'm not gonna tag anyone 'cuz that's lame, but feel free to carry it on throughout the internets.

Here are the rules again, in case you were too lazy to read them on Kevin's page: Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. The results can be pretty funny.

30 Songs:

1. How am I feeling today?
Suck My Kiss (Red Hot Chili Peppers) - actually, this is not far from the truth

2. Will I get far in life?
Check the Skillz (Freestylers) - I will take that as a resounding yes

3. What's your current state of mind?
The Sun Moon and Stars (Trout Fishing in America) - optimistic, anything is possible

4. How do my friends see me?
A Boy Named Sue (Johnny Cash) - bwahahaha!

5. Where will I get married?
Broke Down (Slaid Cleaves) - hmmmm, I'll be getting married on the side of the road after my car breaks down?

6. What is your view of marriage?
Who Knows What Tomorrow May Bring (Claire Lynch) - exactly

7. What is my best friend's theme song?
Naked in the Rain (Red Hot Chili Peppers) - Rosalayn will be thrilled

8. What is the story of my life?
Drowned World/Substitute for Love (Madonna) - interpret as you will, 'cuz I have no idea

9. What is/was high school like?
Caring is Creepy (The Shins) - meaning I shouldn't give a shit about what high school was like?... done

10. How can I get ahead in life?
Concerning Hobbits (Howard Shore) - chill and enjoy it, and don't forget the weed

11. What is the best thing about me?
She's Crafty (Beastie Boys) - not sure if this is a compliment or not

12. What is today going to be like?
Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses) - yes, that's it exactly

13. What is in store for this weekend?
Keep on the Sunny Side (The Whites) - weekends are good

14. Describe my parents?
I'm Good Now (Bob Schneider) - happy with their lives... very nice

15. Describe my grandparents?
I Miss You (Kelly Hunt) - awwww, how sweet

16. How is my life going?
Wake Up (The Jazz Jury) - how apropos - I definitely need to wake my ass up...

17. What song will they play at my funeral?
Past the Point of Rescue (Dixie Chicks) - welll, seeing as I'll be dead, I guess that's true

18. How does the world see me?
Route 66 (Asleep at the Wheel) - a traveler in search of some kicks?

19. Will I have a happy life?
You're Speaking My Language (Juliette & The Licks) - I'm going to take that as a yes

20. What do my friends really think of me?
Beautiful World (Colin Hay) - that I enjoy the world for what it is

21. Do people secretly lust after me?
Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot) - again, bwahahahaha! Definitely taking this as a YES ;)

22. How can I make myself happy?
Work It (Nelly featuring Justin Timberlake) - and some more... bwahahaha!

23. What should I do with my life?
Don't Take Your Guns to Town (Johnny Cash) - good advice, guns are bad, mmmkay?

24. Will I ever have children?
Readymade (Beck) - they're already made? maybe this means I'll adopt eventually....

25. What is some good advice for me?
Wrap It Up (The Fabulous Thunderbirds) - I do tend to have trouble putting an end to things

26. How will I be remembered?
Flesh and Bone (Bear McCreary) - there could be worse things to be remembered as

27. What is my signature dancing song?
Pushit (Tool) - can one really dance to Tool?

28. What is my current theme song?
Blowin' in the Wind (Joan Baez) - following life wherever it may take me

29. What do other people think my current theme song is?
Christmas in Hollis (Run DMC) - ha

30. What type of men/women do you like?
Anakin's Betrayal (John Williams) - guess that means I like 'em dark and dangerous... with yellow eyes... yep, Anakin's definitely at his sexiest in those scenes (mmm..... Anakin)

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here watching Revenge of the Sith.....

If you want to laugh.

Improve your English

And if you don't want to laugh, what the heck's the matter with you?

P.S. Is there a club for people who are addicted to watching Pride and Prejudice? I can't stop watching it - I swear I've seen it 7 times since I bought the DVD a few days ago...

It needs to stop raining now.

That's all.